Fleeing robber was flattened by truck

[Dynamite]

 

[Cerberus]

Squashed. Just like grape.

 

[RoadsideHorror]

Squashed. Just like grape.

If he miracliously survived he could get one of those robot wheel chairs that Stephen Hawking has

 

[nyscro]

i think as long as i just ride my motorcycle, rather than stealing and then trying to ride it, i'll be safe, lol